One night, years back at the 1980 New Year’s Party, a hero was made. There was booze, ya-yo, and fros. Oh the magnificents of the FRO. Well, back to the story. Sara Pete Townshed and Eric Angus Young had indulged in some irish carbombs mixed with hits of ya-yo. After a night of passionate, and very enebiated, love making, Sara was now holding the future of man in her womb… THE AMAZING HILLBILLY TURTLE!
Named Jimmy Joe Johnson on August 3rd, 1980, the Amazing HIllbilly Turtle was born. After living with his mother for only 3 months, he was sold to a hillbilly farmer for a ounce of weed. The small baby didn’t know but that was the beginning of his first and only true love. JJJ was taken back to the hillbillies home to grow and run the hillbillys weed farm. years pasted as little JJJ turned into a man and a master of weed. He could grow it, maintain it, clip it, and of course, smoke it. He even lost his virginity to it. Very strange man. Anyways, his father was sick so JJJ tried to grow a super weed to strength his father. After months of work he finally did it. As his father took the first toke, his eyes lit up with joy and then faded with death.
JJJ’s father passed away but before he did, JJJ could hear him say “save the weed… man, I’m higher than God!” Months passed and JJJ did nothing but smoke and sleep… His life was empty.