Hood MD
A skit where a doctor (Dr. DEEEsigh) and his pharmacist (a-ma-na-da-la-la-ma) take callers from the hood for hood treatments.
Example:
Caller(C) – Uh… yeah, I got this, uh, cough that just don’t go away. It’s like a burn but kinda a stingin’ in my thout.
Dr. DEEEsigh (D) – Uh hu so this be goin fo some time now?
C – Yeah like two weeks.
D – You smoke that good shit?
C – Hell yeah! Smoke weed eveyday!
D – Alight dumbass. Come see amanadalalama and she gonna get you what you need. Stop smokin that shit for a month and just get crunk off this mixture.
One part Alize, One part Henny, and two parts Steel Reserve. That’ll keep you fucked up, until you heal up homie. Good talkin’. Next caller.
Collect Caller
Prison Caller
Final Caller (Super White Dude)
C – Hello?
D – Yeah you on Hood MD with Dr. DEEEsigh and amanadalalama
C – Oh fantastic! Well first, I’m a long time listener, first time caller….