24-seven

Plot
The story revolves around a convenience store in metro Detroit. The main premise is that the workers are crazy and so are the customers but they are just trying to get through the day.

Location
Suburban America, Metro Detroit, Michigan

Characters

Employees:

Hanna/Hilary – White female; 21; Angry girl who hates everything; wears dark colors; loves pop music with all her heart.

Torry/Imani(sounds like Armani) – Black female; 35; Always talks on phone even with customers; Bad at taking directions; lazy because she thinks she is better than every one.

Monica/Mona – White female; 18; Quiet girl with a past filled with anger and destruction

Andrew/Cory – Black male; 18; Horny teen; stares at every girl that walks in;

Jordan/Micheal – black male; 22;

Tejas/Taj – Indian male; 26;

Alyssa/Atrisha – White female; 21;

Katie/Katt – White female; 25;

Management:

Cheryl/Cherry – White female; 60;

Ryan/Nolan – White male; 30;

Lisa/Sara – White female; 35;

RECURRING JOKES/PARTS

Time is shown at the bottom of the screen

Monica is a crazy person who says weird shit and Ryan always asks “Who hired her?”. Then one episode Monica saves the store from a robbery and Ryan says “I’m so glad I hired you!”

SCENES

The beginning of the show starts with the sound of the door bell ringing five times. On the third ring “24-Seven” fades in. After that the morning employee comes in with the chime.
Katie (looks at Jordan while walking in) – Sup.
Jordan (looks at Katie while walking out) – Sup.
Show starts with 8:00 am at the bottom of the screen.

At the end of every show ends with the midnight guy leaving.
Tejas (looking at Jordan while walking out) – Sup.
Jordan (looking at Tejas while walking in) – Sup.
Show ends with 12:00am at the bottom of the screen.

The credits role as Jordan does his midnight work while listening to music. The music changes every episode. Credits end with 7:59am at the bottom of the sreen.

Guy who left super big gulps next to sink.
Tejas – Sir, is that your drink?
Customer – Yeah but it tasted funny.
Tejas – Well thank you for leaving it NEXT to the sink.
(Tejas walks over to pour out the drink)
Tejas – Oh, and congratulations on leaving a full Double Gulp on the EDGE of the counter with NO lid on. I really LOVE cleaning up other peoples messes. Thanks CHAMP.
Ryan drags Tejas into the back room.
Ryan – Sit down Tejas.
Tejas – What’s up?
Ryan – Tejas you can’t talk back to customers like that. You need to be nice to everyone and help them find what they need. We are here to help our community and bring the best products to all of are customers. We are here to give the people what they want, however much of it they want, and when they want it. We are a team built for serving our customers. So no more back talking, yelling, or sarcastic remarks, okay?
Tejas – But you told us we could.
Ryan – Yeah, well not to there face, dipshit!! Behind their backs or something. Fuck! Also, I said only to the dumb fucks! Just don’t lay it on so fucking thick man! Now get back to work.
Tejas (while walking away) – For the record, that guy was a dumb fuck.
Ryan – Yeah I know. He even looked like one, which is hard to pull off.
(Ryan waves Tejas away)

Employee spot mops like a bitch

girl steals two pennies left on the counter and dances away

Andrew sees girl and licks lips

andrew spin kicks safe

giggly hungover girls

MONICA PHRASES

Some one asks what that smell is. Another employee says it smells like gasoline. Monica says “Just like my church before it burnt down”.
Male and female employee are arguing about how the male employee is disgusted by the female employee liking more than one man in the bedroom at once. During the argument a male employee asks a female employee, how many men at once is good enough. Monica says “Four is the best but only is one is black”.
“Never said I was who I was when you asked what I was and why I am”