AHT is in a slump – Hears a knock – Answers door – Magnificent Captain Colonel (MCC) is there to visit his father – exchange stories – MCC tells flashback – tells AHT, MCC was in the war, AHT’s father was there with a turtle shell on his back and called the Amazing Turtle – MCC was called the Magnificent Captain Colonel – MCC was behind enemy lines so he was forced to eat his leg – AHT asks about MCC eye – MCC tells AHT never to run with scissors – MCC tells AHT that he’ll stay with him b/c his dad’s gone and his pretty much the only family he’s got.
MCC tells AHT that his father only lived like a hillbilly b/c the gov’t took his vet check so he grew weed to screw the feds – MCC says AHT looks like a hillbilly version of his dad so MCC calls him the Amazing Hillbilly Turtle! – MCC gives AHT his dad’s shell – the shell is over MCC’s shell.
AHT makes turtle soup – MCC freaks – he has war flashbacks – MCCÂ calms down and tells AHT he was just joking – They smoke after dinner